Quoted @davidguetta
This is how we gonna jump into 2021 all together!!!!!
Who's ready ? 🙋♂️
Tomorrow 12AM CET
#unitedathome
Replying to @restosducoeur: C'est ce soir ! Avec @davidguetta pour un concert de soutien aux Restos du Cœur et à l'@UNICEF_france. On est prêts avec…
C'est ce soir ! Avec @davidguetta pour un concert de soutien aux Restos du Cœur et à l'@UNICEF_france. On est prêts avec @MuseeLouvre pour cette soirée solidaire et festive ! #UnitedAtHome #EtreAuRendezVous #OnCompteSurVous
Do you Offer a gluten-free IV drip?
#StupidInjuryQuestions
You're still coming in to work, right? #StupidInjuryQuestions
Who’s the wise guy who smarted you into a stupid injury? #StupidInjuryQuestions
Is it possible to paralyse your spirit animal? 😩 #StupidInjuryQuestions
Who did your stitches?
Captain Hook?
#StupidInjuryQuestions
You look like Raggedy Ann
What made you think you could fit two fists? #StupidInjuryQuestions
- Should we call an ambulance?
- No, I don't have insurance.
- I used to be a paramedic. Will you sue me if I try to put
your shoulder back in place?
- (Screaming and moaning in pain) No! Do what you need to do!
- No, sorry.
#TrueStory #StupidInjuryQuestions
Can you move a Muscle🧡 #StupidInjuryQuestions
