@davidguetta Profile picture David Guetta

@davidguetta

 3 weeks ago

Quoted @davidguetta

This is how we gonna jump into 2021 all together!!!!!
Who's ready ? 🙋‍♂️
Tomorrow 12AM CET
#unitedathome

Replying to @restosducoeur: C'est ce soir ! Avec @davidguetta pour un concert de soutien aux Restos du Cœur et à l'@UNICEF_france. On est prêts avec…

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C'est ce soir ! Avec @davidguetta pour un concert de soutien aux Restos du Cœur et à l'@UNICEF_france. On est prêts avec @MuseeLouvre pour cette soirée solidaire et festive ! #UnitedAtHome #EtreAuRendezVous #OnCompteSurVous

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Do you Offer a gluten-free IV drip?

#StupidInjuryQuestions

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You're still coming in to work, right? #StupidInjuryQuestions

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Who’s the wise guy who smarted you into a stupid injury? #StupidInjuryQuestions

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Is it possible to paralyse your spirit animal? 😩 #StupidInjuryQuestions

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Who did your stitches?
Captain Hook?
#StupidInjuryQuestions

You look like Raggedy Ann

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What made you think you could fit two fists? #StupidInjuryQuestions

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- Should we call an ambulance?
- No, I don't have insurance.
- I used to be a paramedic. Will you sue me if I try to put
your shoulder back in place?
- (Screaming and moaning in pain) No! Do what you need to do!
- No, sorry.
#TrueStory #StupidInjuryQuestions

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