@davidguetta Profile picture David Guetta

@davidguetta

 3 weeks ago

Replying to @davidguetta: I want to wish you a Happy New Year!!!
I hope everybody will be healthy in 2021 ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
SEE YOU SOON ON THE DANCEFLOORS!!โ€ฆ

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@davidguetta Profile picture David Guetta

@davidguetta

 3 weeks ago

I want to wish you a Happy New Year!!!
I hope everybody will be healthy in 2021 ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
SEE YOU SOON ON THE DANCEFLOORS!!!!!!
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What made you think you could fit two fists? #StupidInjuryQuestions

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- Should we call an ambulance?
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- I used to be a paramedic. Will you sue me if I try to put
your shoulder back in place?
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- No, sorry.
#TrueStory #StupidInjuryQuestions

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