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StephenAtHome

Stephen Colbert

Evie’s husband

Joined on 15 September, 2008

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The president wants a big military send-off tomorrow. Unfortunately, the military is busy defending the Capitol from his supporters.

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Replying to @hulu: You can see it for what it is, or you can imagine what it could be. Derek DelGaudio's #InAndOfItself premieres January 22. https:…

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Replying to @JonBatiste: blessings to close this MLK day

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blessings to close this MLK day

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No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

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Quoted @LauraBenanti

Why is #Benania hanging outside @tkts with this Elmo? Find out tonight for my FINAL SKETCH on the @colbertlateshow, produced and directed by the amazing @Jakeplunkett!!

It’s really extraordinary. Thanks, Laura. Tonight!

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Replying to @chefjoseandres: People of America! Next Wednesday, all across the country let’s order from our favorite local restaurants! We can suppo…

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Replying to @sbg1: The temptation is to avert your gaze, to move on. Don't.

Watch @lukemogelson video from among the insurrectionists: https://t.c…

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The temptation is to avert your gaze, to move on. Don't.

Watch @lukemogelson video from among the insurrectionists:

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People of America! Next Wednesday, all across the country let’s order from our favorite local restaurants! We can support the local economy and keep each other safe...I will be doing it! @JoeBiden’s inauguration will be a celebration of democracy, of longer tables! #WeThePeople

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You can see it for what it is, or you can imagine what it could be. Derek DelGaudio's #InAndOfItself premieres January 22.

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I am looking forward to this new book from @suleikajaouad

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The Big Time, baby!

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The president’s right that people shouldn’t compare him to Nixon. Nixon got re-elected.

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Quoted @EKingstonBooks

Treat yerselves to a seachanty

2021: Year of the Sea Shanty

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Replying to @colbertlateshow: TONIGHT! @SenSanders promises that those in Congress who may have aided the insurrectionists in last week's attack on…

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TONIGHT! @SenSanders promises that those in Congress who may have aided the insurrectionists in last week's attack on the Capitol will face consequences. #LSSC

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Tomorrow night, join me and some friends for a discussion of Derek DelGaudio’s “In & Of Itself” at the 92nd Street Y. It’s a livestream, so the Y, in this case, stands for “Your Room.”

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After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate.

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It feels like I just took my decorations down from last impeachment!

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Quoted @C_C_Krebs

So that was awesome. On Face the Nation I just said erection instead of election.

I am so bad at this.

Nonsense. I thought you did a fine job.

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Coming January 22, on Hulu. Evie and I are proud to be Executive Producers of this Beautiful and Mysterious film. Thank you, Derek. Thank you, Frank. See it, and you won’t be the same.

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Replying to @cartoonmoo: BREAKING: Saruman breaks ties with Sauron. Says he is shocked by Sauron's "rhetoric."
Quoted saying: "Mordor is better than…

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The president got permanently suspended from Twitter!
Your move, Grubhub.

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BREAKING: Saruman breaks ties with Sauron. Says he is shocked by Sauron's "rhetoric."
Quoted saying: "Mordor is better than this."

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